Episode Fifty Two,

Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction

February 09, 2018

With Chelsea imploding once again, your Totally Football Team – AC Jimbo, ably assisted by David Preece, Jame Horncastle and Tom Williams – look at the problems at Stamford Bridge, preview all the big games in the Premier League and beyond, and talk more about club nicknames and international footballing idioms:


• PART 1a: Conte’s unravelling at Chelsea; Abdoulaye Doucouré v Tiémoué Bakayoko; the Hawthornes Triangle (02m 00s)

• PART 1b: West Ham sign Patrice Evra (09m 50s)

• PART 2a: Facebook Live quiz details (13m 00s)

• PART 2b: Swansea’s flying under CC (13m 50s)

• PART 2c: Spurs v Arsenal preview; GegenX; “football is about tricking your opponent”; how to defeat VAR (17m 45s)

• PART 3a: Correspondence; all change at Leeds(27m 30s)

• PART 3b: Ligue 1 news: Lemar, Dani Alves in goal (31m 00s)

• PART 3c: Favourite own goals; La Liga news; Serie A round-up (33m 40s)

• PART 4: Man City v Leicester and the Mahrez subtext; belated Brighton love; the Karius metamorphosis?; the rest of the PL weekend (38m 10s)

• PART 5: More footballing nicknames from around the world (51m 50s)

• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 15s)

• PART 7: More footballing idioms and adios (55m 00s)


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